Bob's Photo Album
Yes, here in all it's glory for your viewing enjoyment is my photo album. Most of the pictures here are of me of course but there are also some of my friends too, who I will introduce to you as we go along. Ok, now just so you know, most of the pictures here were taken by my human, or by other humans, but there are a few that myself and my friends have shot too. Because we don't have opposable thumbs, they aren't always the best, but the're my memories and hell, what do you expect, we're dogs... Dumb Humans!
I post new pictures regularly so check back often. Enjoy!
Well, here I am as a puppy, go ahead say it, AWWWW! Damn I sure was cute. Ok, Ok, that's not really me, I found it surfing the internet one day and thought it was adorable. Truth be know... I'm a stray. There. I said it. Happy now. (Don't judge me) I don't have anything from before my new human took me in. So no baby pictures, sorry, but I do have some great ones of my life now. Check them out!
Well, this is me. Bob Fosse. Damn, am I a handsome devil or what.
So one day, I'm walking around minding my own buisness, when I realize I'm lost. 
This is Scott...
So I wander into this theatre (hence the name Bob Fosse) and I heard this band playing, so I thought, hey I think I'll hang out, check out the scene, grab a brewski and listen to some tunes. That's when Scott found me. Since I was in his club without an I.D. he told me I had to go. But being the multi-layered kind of guy I am, I used the sad puppy dog eyes routine on him... (works every time), so took me across the street and I ended up here!
Sherlock HounD... This is it. My new home. My human owns the place. It's great, I get all kinds of great toys, I get to taste test all the food and treats, (when I don't get caught) meet interesting dogs (and their humans too) and well, I pretty much run the place now.
This is My Human! Her name is Judith. WOOF! Just kidding!
This is Sadie! she lives with my human too. When I first met her she was like this bitchy old lady, she growled at me lot, (she didn't appreciate my wonderful howling abilities, go figure.) You know what the say Sadie, "If it's to loud, you're to old!" I just used my beagle charm on her and won her over in no time. Sadie turned out to pretty cool for an old broad. I think I'll let her stay.
This is My Friend PugsLey
Pugsley lives with Trina, friend to my human. He's an old man, but still has it goin on! I like to listen to his stories about the war, Woodstock (he played with Jimmy Hendricks! Fetch...) Yeah, he's a partyer from way back.
This is Pugsley's Human. She's ok I guess. She's a good human to Pugsley, so I tolerate her. She got like real mad at me once when I was over, hanging with The Pugs. I had a few to many... and oops, I peed on the carpet. What, like she's never done that before.
This is my buddy Luke!
Luke, now he is The Party Animal... He always likes to have a howling good time. You should hear that boy sing! He's always smiling, laughing, cracking jokes, (his best one is the fake dog poop on the sofa) Gawd I love that one! And damn, is he smooth with the ladies! Women love a man that can make them laugh. Here's a picture of Luke and me in rare form!
HEY! WHO ATE ALL THE DAMN FUNYUNS?!!!!
Elvis
This is Elvis. He lives with Luke. Now you may have noticed that Elvis is a cat. Yeah I know what your thinking, Bob, you don't like cats! Not true, I just hate "The Neighbors" (dunt dunt dun) cat! Cats are good...Taste like chicken! HAHAHAHA! No, I prefer to think of Elvis as a dog trapped in a cat's body. He's pretty rad, the ladies dig him, and he can keep up with the Big Dogs!
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Luke's mom and her daughter Rachel
I like staying over with Luke and his humans. We stay up late and watch scary movies, eat popcorn. Luke, Elvis and me chase each other all through the house, until something gets broken, and at bedtime, Rachel lets us sleep on her bed.
This is my favorite place to do my buisness, "The Neighbors" sidewalk! (evil laughter)
"The Neighbor" (dunt dunt dun)
Oh boy! This is "The Neighbor" catching me pooping on his sidewalk. Gotta go!
Petey
This is "The Neighbors" (dunt dunt dun) cat Petey! I despise him! Look how smug he his. I otta smack that smug look right off your face you f*#% !
This is me choking Petey! Thanks to Sadie for the picture!
This is my friend Lenny. He lives across the street. We like to sit at the fences and bark at each other till someone calls animal control. It's such a hoot! Yo Lenny!
This is Dolly! Ah Dolly... I met her at the dog park. Man you should of seen the legs on this hot little number, went all the way up to her neck. And she had the nicest set of spots... GRRRRRR baby...GRRRRRRR!
This is FeFe. WeWe FeFe! Where have I been all your life? WOOF! FeFe lives down the street, and she likes to flirt with me when she walks by, you know sticks her nose up in the air, swishes her tail. Her and I are gonna hook up one of these nights when I can dig under the fence. OOH LA LA!
This is why I won't get married!