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PET DELI
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1422 E. 22nd Ave. Denver 80205

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YoU HaVe EnTeReD...BOB'S WORLD

What About Bob?

So, your probably asking yourself.... Who in the he*% is Bob, and why should I care?

Well, I'm Bob... (yep that's me) and I'm a dog! Beagle to be exact.

My mission... Humorous observations, rants, and a ceaseless quest for adoration from people who don't know me!

About BOB


Name: Bob Fosse
Nickname: Bad Dog Bob, No..,No.. Bad Dog, RRRRoberto, Bob you little a*%#ole!
Astrological sign: Aquarius - but a Leo at heart
Age: 3
Height: 2' 3 "
Occupation: Dog of the World
Birthplace: Garage
Marital status: Single
How many children: ?
Favorite outdoor activities: Pooping on the neighbors lawn
Favorite indoor activities: Sleeping, licking myself, blogging,
Favorite color: Blue
Favorite type of music: I dig it all! Get it... dig! Oh forget it!
One pillow or two: Three. I have a big bed.
Croutons or bacon bits: Bacon bits
Favorite salad dressing: Ranch
Have you ever had your appendix or tonsils removed: Neither. But I would swap both tonsils, my appendix and throw in my spleen, too, if I could retrieve what the Vet took from me... GRRRRR!
Have you ever gone skinny-dipping: A lot, as a pup and as a dog. I'm a nudist at heart.
Do you make fun of people: Yes. But they've got to piss me off first.
As a puppy, what did you want to be when you grew up: Rin Tin Tin
What would be your dream job: Taste tester for Taco Bell
Have you ever been convicted of a crime: Yes, but it wasn't a felony. I was framed!
Places you'd most like to visit: Outer space

Toothpaste: Whatever is handy
Shampoo/Conditioner: Whatever is on sale at the Super Wal-Mart
Favorite season: Fall
Favorite holiday: National Tourment Your Neighbor's Cat Day & Let Your Dog Lick Himself Day! (those are official holidays, right?)
Favorite games: Fetch, poker
Favorite hobbies: Chasing my tail, howling, licking myself
Favorite sport to play: Catch
Do you have any siblings: From which litter?
Favorite place to chill: Sherlock Hound Pet Deli
Favorite place to visit: My friend Luke's house.
What is your bad time of day: Whenever I get caught doing something I'm not supposed to.
What is your good time of day: Whenever I get to eat

Favorite perfume or cologne: Tommy Dog
Favorite flower/plant: Grass, love to roll around in it.
Favorite magazine:Playdog
Favorite movie: Dirty Harry
Favorite Quote:I know what you're thinking. Did he fire 6 shots or only 5. Well now to tell you the truth I kinda lost track myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head CLEAN OFF, you've gotta ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?— Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry
Favorite TV program: My Name is Earl
Favorite cartoon character: Wile E. Coyote

Favorite food: Blood-rare steak
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Favorite ice cream: Whatever the kid drops on the ground
Favorite Snapple: Probably anything if you put vodka in it first. Otherwise, I never touch the stuff.
What is your bedtime: Whenever I feel like it
Best friends: Luke, Pugsly, Sadie, Bandit...the list goes on and on

Interesting fact about your childhood: When I was five months old, I really believed that if I tied a towel around my neck like a Superman cape, I could fly off my front porch. I almost killed myself trying.
The first thing you think of in the morning: Take a leak.
Favorite thing to do when you're home alone: Blog, walk around the house naked.
Things that make you feel good:Having my tummy, ears scratched, licking myself.
Do you get motion sickness: No. I have a cast-iron gut and damn fine inner ears.
Roller Coasters - Deadly or Exciting: Deadly
Thunderstorms - Cool or Scary: Very Cool
If you could pick one super-human power, what would you choose: I wish I could fly.

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